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Natascha - 20 - The Netherlands - Folk - Viking - Metal - Nature - Animals - Photography - Books - Game of Thrones - Mythical creatures - Corsets - Medieval - Legend of the Seeker - Costumes - Games

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inebriatedpony:

I will just keep up watching this show because of this. Tyrion fucking Lannister, the best thing to happen to fantasy lit in forever.

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thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

thorsgoddess:

eilyn-chan:

panem-is-everywhere:

THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET WAS CREATED. THIS WINS ALL THE AWARDS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

I almost didn’t read the series because Meyer was touting it.

^That. And for shame on the book printing people to put Meyer’s blurb above STEPHEN FUCKING KING’S. 

^THISTHISTHIS.

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Ugh. Theon, you stupid fuck

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wincestified:

linkzilla:


Who remembers these?

#wow man paper clips i sure do have a use for these in my every day six year old life #shit is that a ruler man y’all gettin crazy i’m not even ready to comprehend centimeters #okay those are some nice markers but um they’re not arranged by color and it’s triggering my ocd very early on #oh wait nope i lied about the markers being nice they don’t fucking work at all this is HORSE SHIT you are the roseart of markers #you can’t go wrong with paint right i bet i will draw some SICK people with these #well fuck you too vaguely tinted water that isn’t at all painty #aw colored pencils yiss my big sister uses these now we have something to talk about i am finally COOL #FUCK YOU PENCILS YOU TORE MY GODDAMN COLORING BOOK#nice try oil pastels but mom says i can’t eat you or draw on the walls with you so i kind of have no use for you #crayons don’t even start with me #you don’t even have a brand do you #this is horse shit mom #why can’t you get me a twelve pack of crayola #or SHIT a 64 pack there is no way that a 64 pack would cost more than this come on let’s be real #wait why am i given a stapler #why are you giving a child a stapler #there should be a childrens book about this #’if you give a child a stapler they’re gonna staple their thumb and cry about it for an hour’ #thanks for the safety scissors #my barbies scissor harder than those scissors scissor #and uh. glue that doesn’t…glue…anything. #it doesn’t even taste good #fuck you man fuck you

#my barbies scissor harder than those scissors scissor 

Hahahahaha all the awards
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inebriatedpony:

rhyscis:



The greatest GIF ever. 

“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…” 
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And on the subject of Avengers.

cyberpunkqueen:

wearthewindythong:

aerialsquid:

So apparently ‘mewling quim’ is approximately translatable from Medieval to ‘whining cunt’.

Leave it to Loki to be the one who sneaks the c-word pass the censors.

image

you magnificent bastard.

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Tagged

Tagged by Carolien

Rule 1 - Post the rules.
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag up to 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

How many albums do you own? (CDs and vinyls)
Um.. I don’t really know. Not that much, I’m a proud pirate, hehe. And a poor student. But I think I own 40 cd’s or something like that. 

Describe your favourite pair of shoes
My Dr. Martens! I don’t know the exact type, but I have those docs with woolen stuff inside and they’re a bit floppy and black. They’re soooo comfortable and I love them! They’re really warm too, so I don’t really wear them right now due to Mordor feet. But I wore them non stop during winter :)

Did you have a stuffed animal when you were little? What was it?
Well yes ofcourse, and I still have it :) It’s a stuffed ‘common’ dolphin, the black one with a white belly and a yellow part behind its eyes. And, how original, it’s called Flipper. He’s close to dying but I think I’ll never throw it away ^^

Which celebrity would you like to party with?
Mehehe. Mathias Nygard, and Chris Hemsworth.

What’s your favourite party drink?
Beer!

If you were stuck on a deserted island, who would you want to be there with?
Bear Gryllis XDor if he’s too busy drinking his own pee, I’ll pick another dude with awesome survival skills. 

Do you watch CSI?
Yep!

What are the three first things you do after getting out of bed in the morning?
Stub my toe against my chair, turn on the lights and start the ritual of ‘what am I going to wear todaaay..”

How many facebook friends do you have?
226

Who from Tumblr would you most like to hang out with that you don’t already do?
Carolien and Ilaria ;D

Why might some people think you’re weird, but do I probably love you?
Because I don’t pretend to be somebody I’m not?

People I’m tagging:
Selina
Ilaria
Suzanne
Laudina 

What I want to know:
1. If you could choose an animal you have to be, what kind of animal would you choose?
2. What do you think of Game of Thrones?
3. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
4. What do you do in the weekend?
5. What is your favourite book at the moment?
6. What’s your opinion on stretched ears and would you ever stretch yours?
7. When you were a kid, what was your dream job?
8. What’s your favourite movie?
9. If you HAD to choose, would you get a cat or a dog as a pet?
10. Have you ever been in the hospital? If yes, why?
11. What’s your favorite tv series?

Really boring questions, I’m sorry xD but I’m kind of uninspired. 

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